Shut-in Cinema: The Human Centipede (1:34:00)
Shut-in Cinema is for people who don’t want to watch movies alone, and who also don’t mind having an annoyingly talkative companion (yours truly). The film on the menu is The Human Centipede: First Sequence
The Menu:
Chopped salad: Lettuce, spinach, grape tomatoes, carrots, broccoli, and cauliflower;
Salad dressing: Mixture of olive oil, lemon, Italian dressing, black pepper, and garlic powder;
Popcorn chicken (about 30 pieces);
One leftover beef meatball;
Ken’s Honey Mustard (that’s what she said!);
One bottle of Stella Artois for the first 30 minutes;
One bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale for the middle 30 minutes;
One bottle of Stella Artois for the final 30 minutes of the film.
Enjoy!
— Ryan
I began a Netflix subscription about a couple of months ago, so I think we’ll add movies to our series of pseudo-reviews. The first film to get the FoodBoozeTunes treatment is Hot Tub Time Machine, which was released in theaters earlier this year. (If you want a real review of this movie, check out my friend Rama’s writings at 